pelicansss:

When you’re beautiful, people are going to hate you. They will hate you for no reason, and it won’t make a difference how good of a person you are, or how nice you act towards them. They will be rude, and they will talk about you behind your back, and they will try their hardest to ruin you in any way they can. “Why?”, you ask? Because god forbid you be better looking than them, AND happier. That’s just unthinkable. 



When you’re beautiful, there’s no such thing as a perfect relationship. Whether its the guy, the girl, or even worse, both, it’s not going to last no matter how hard you try. Because in every guys mind, there is no such thing as their gorgeous girlfriend having “just friends” of the male species. In his mind, every guy wants you, and chances are, at least one of them will have you. Although it’s perfectly alright for him to have girls who are just friends. Even ones who might be attractive. Which leads me to my next point. In every girls mind, there is no such thing as “friendship” when it comes to her boyfriend and anyone of the female sex. These thoughts, as unreasonable as they sound, brew jealousy. Jealousy is an ugly thing, and while you may be able to keep it under wraps, it won’t stay there forever. Having at least one beautiful person in a relationship is a recipe for disaster. Note to all beautiful people:give up now!



When you’re beautiful, you have to be careful of every word you say, and every person you say those words too. They’re just words right? Wrong. There’s no such thing as just being nice or playful. When you’re beautiful, that’s called being a tease, or a slut. Or sometimes it’s known as leading people on. Don’t smile, don’t laugh, and don’t EVER use pet names. Sweetheart, love, and babe especially. 



When you’re beautiful, don’t ever try to befriend a friends boyfriend/girlfriend. What if you were friends with the person in question before the love connection even happened? I’m glad you asked! Once the relationship blooms, you might as well kiss that friendship goodbye. This one doesn’t need much elaboration. That’s pretty much how it works. 



When you’re beautiful, you are bound to be used. You are bound to be intimidating. You are bound to be envied. You are bound to be lonely. And you are bound to be hated. Every one will be waiting patiently for you to fail miserably so they can watch you fall apart. So give them one more reason to hate you, and just live your life. Laugh hard, live loud, love openly, and be free. Don’t tone yourself down for anyone. You are beautiful. If they can’t learn to love you, make them love to hate you. 

Your name WILL be on the tip of every tongue. Your face WILL be in the back of every mind. And while you may sometimes feel invisible, you will never be forgotten.